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- Kuz0
shit
*prepares to call mother about her new white daughter-in-law
- emecks0
racist bastard
Kuz
(Apr 8 05, 05:48)What so now you can't even call someone a durty fucken bummer without getting fucken -isms thrown at ye??
what's the world coming too?
- MX_OnD0
thank god.
a little picting might be all required to redeem this damned thread!
paraselene
(Apr 13 05, 07:31)Right chossy, log out as Kilroy and prepare to do battle...
- paraselene0
actually, gruntt, give or take a bit of adolescent-teacher-fantasy-indul... the following is a pretty decent summary:
vespa comes back to the fold after a lengthy absence and a measly 27 posts is all that can be mustered and she had to write 4 of them herself.
That is piss poor.
emecks
(Apr 5 05, 07:56)we've come a long way, baby.
paraselene
(Apr 14 05, 09:06)I'm hoping The Vespa is going to tell us something else about Vietnam on post 1000.
It's been a farking long wait I tell you...
And only multiple wanks, a crak cubicle, a love you lunchtime, three break-ups (including Richard and Judy) one muslim wedding, a cross channel fight between trisha and kilroy, muchos racism, architect nazis, banjos, dildos, sofas, coffeshops, speech impedements getting you laid for the first time ever, boxing injuries almost becoming sexy, more wanking, MX becoming a sex god, pink nipple paint, anal leakage, much trouser stainage, a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat, an immigration rip off, an immigration cover up, at least two marriages of convienience and NO MENTION OF VIETNAM!!!!!!oh yes....
Hi Vespa, welcome back.
loving your tunes.
lots of love.
The Raging B-B-Banjo.
x
soda(Apr 14 05, 09:21)
- moondog0
we had to keep drinking to fill the void you left! welcome home, honey!
*snuggles up round campfire to listen to the tales...
- emecks0
shite the kilt!!
JazX = vespa.
either way good tae see ye ya hooooooooooooooor!
- soda0
offers over £39'000
MX_OnD
(Apr 12 05, 09:50)
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You have missed a zero off of that right?!?!
- emecks0
I sense an impatient and tetchy day ahead of me on NT.
Apologies in advance, I'll try to point it at the right people :P
_smk
(Apr 15 05, 02:20)Point it well away fae me yacunt, ye ruined ma shoes last time.
emecks
(Apr 15 05, 02:31)Steand behind me next time then, gheyness-n00b :P
_smk
(Apr 15 05, 02:35)No fucken way last time I stood behind ye I goat coated in squit.
- soda0
*runs into thread and does a naked star jump, 50 push ups and then the helicopter with hands on hips
*runs off chased by para with a sixshooter shaped dildo
- vespa0
Yet another classic case of "nae luck"
awright vespa?
MX_OnD
(May 5 05, 03:38)i am, fankyou for asking mx! i voted in my first eva british election and i feel all pious, like i've gone to a religious establishment / been to the gym / said no to drugs or krispy kremes.
how are you doing pet?
- Kes0
hehe, she doesn't know who we are. But we know her... oh indeedio, we know her.
- moondog0
OMFG!!!
mwahahahahahahah!
good one, sods. crikey. i'm a gribbly little drunken crack smoking minx.
(and by 'minx', i mean 'floozy'.)
- soda0
ha, yeah, the give away would be my ample girth ;)
Kuz
(Apr 8 05, 05:43)I think soda maeant more because of the colour Kuz, after all you are perpetually bumming.
emecks
(Apr 8 05, 05:46)ANTHUCKINGOLOGY THAT!
- _smk0
I've got some blue paint here if anyone can provide the big swords?
_smk
(Apr 13 05, 07:27)
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They're all in the V&A in London (England) I'm afraid...Kilroy
(Apr 13 05, 07:30)OK - to the Holy Loch! Nuke the fucker!!!
- paraselene0
shit
*prepares to call mother about her new white daughter-in-law
Kuz(Apr 14 05, 07:08)
kuz, you are the bestest friend a girl could have.
and i'm not just saying that because you're black.
paraselene(Apr 14 05, 06:37)
- vespa0
and how are you doing petal?
- GeorgiePorgie0
she been gone far too long for some of you. lucky you missed schjetne yesterday, he'd of been all over your ass
- vespa0
hello gruntt and vburo - glad you liek the mix vburo, i'll try and change it soon
oi kilroy i aint english neeva
- _smk0
"coated in squit"
floored :)
- MX_OnD0
I'm knackered physicaly but rejuvenated "im Geist"