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- paraselene0
wouldja look at the state of the pvn!!!
muffs, bum bleaching, in my pants, god-knows what all kind of malarky chossy's selling for a fiver and i don't even want to know where that britney spears thread is at these days.
don't you feel somehow responsible?
i know i do.
- paraselene0
what is this thread all about?
_salisae_(Apr 14 05, 08:40)
Run away. Do it now before it's too late.
_smk(Apr 14 05, 08:43)
salisae, that is not an easy question to answer. in fact, the answer to that question, if enunciated, might create a golum or invoke the seventh face of the devil or some such nonsense so we're trying to avoid doing that. just stroll through and see if you learn anything about anal leakage or architecture.
paraselene(Apr 14 05, 08:46)
so, yeah, gruntt, that's about the size of it. and now we're really trying to keep our dirty mitts off of this thread so that it can die a natural, peaceful death.
RIP
- MX_OnD0
it's all gone to shit now. you numpties.
(i'm trying to get through the day without calling anyone a cunt, slaaag or pissant)
vespa
(May 5 05, 03:35)Yet another classic case of "nae luck"
awright vespa?
- paraselene0
*ignores determinedmoth
paraselene
(Apr 12 05, 04:33)
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You wouldn't dare.*holds lighter under visa application
determinedmoth(Apr 12 05, 04:47)
eek! i take it back!
*unignores determinedmothhow's that going, anyway? and don't y'all need my passport?
- paraselene0
mx, honey, we are rabble-rousing in the best of faith, but nobody seems to be biting.
maybe we ought to stage a football game in italy?
*shrugs
at this rate we'll never hit 1k!
- emecks0
*fidgets and waits for travelling stories.
- Kes0
aye i'm bored tae fook 2.
i c u, ok?
Fuck me if i haven't forgotten to put chicken in me roast chicken and cheese sarnie! i'd loose me knackers if they weren't screwed on i tell thee!
- soda0
where am i?
moondog
(Apr 6 05, 09:25)you are actually still in the toilet.
In fact this whole nt experience is a dream you have had after passing out in the loo.
None of us are here, we are just figments of your drunken, drug addled, over-sexed hormonal mind.......now sleep....................
*patrick duffy walks out of the shower
- Fade2Grey0
Enjoyed ur musica, welcome back
- paraselene0
nah, it'll be okay. the good news is that you have six months to take care of it, so i'll have a bit of time to come up with the scratch.
- _smk0
I sense an impatient and tetchy day ahead of me on NT.
Apologies in advance, I'll try to point it at the right people :P
_smk
(Apr 15 05, 02:20)Point it well away fae me yacunt, ye ruined ma shoes last time.
emecks
(Apr 15 05, 02:31)Steand behind me next time then, gheyness-n00b :P
- paraselene0
but numpties just makes us giggle.
you okay, doll?
- gruntt0
welcome back you stinking bastard.
- soda0
Just to drag this thread into other areas of perversion...
today I went for my afternoon run as normal.
came back all sweaty like and nipped into the showers at work.
Problem is they have converted the room next to the showers into a meeting room.
So I'm in there, naked like but can hear the meeting next door as if I was in there.
It felt wrong.
But I kinda liked it.Does that make me bad?
Oh, I'm not naked anymore.
- paraselene0
never fear. while you were at lunch i charmed teh socks off those mofos and now they're sittin' around in their bare feet wonderin' where the heck i got to. ha-hey! (and by "charmed" i think i might mean "confused with a depressing summary of my private life".)
- soda0
just stick it on a credit card.
call it a career development loan or investment.
you can't afford to not pay it.
- Kes0
Who the fuck are you?
welcome back ya hoooooooor!! I've personally been missing you long time *sniff, as has the NT drinks - we've had 3 in your absence!
xx
- Kuz0
you and your wine moth.
it's that wot done me in when we were in Greenwhich.
I dont wanna see no wine buying at the next drinks. Hate that stuff.
- emecks0
this thead is outrageous. sit down and shut up, all of you!
*nurses hangover
vespa
(Apr 14 05, 02:53)Start a thread, don't post in it for a week and then return and make demands beyond the 750 mark??
Sorry vespa but hangover or no all I can say is
pfffffffffffft.
- Kilroy0
But then again Kilroy thinks that EmbraToon is in England, I'd ignore him to be frank.
emecks
(Apr 14 05, 05:42)
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We only lent it to you.