Fortune Cookie
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- zedvox
so for lunch i had some chinese food
and when it came time to crack open the fortune cookie.
there it was.
a dead fly inside the cookie right next to my fortune, which read."Sky's The Limit.Spread Your Wings and Fly."
- fawn0
liar!
but if not, that is hillarious!!! and gross
- Jaline0
hahaha, don't die
- zedvox0
i kid you not.
its not a lie
it actually freaked me out a bit.
- fawn0
ew! ahahah
- Jaline0
i am uber-jealous
- Beech0
dude thats some bad voodoo.
- zedvox0
it doesnt really help i'm a cynical bastard.
i saw it as a sign...from god or somw old woman in china...
- canuck0
If you die, can I have your computer?
- scarabin0
i had one once with no fortune
- fawn0
i always end up getting two fortunes, sometimes three!
- zedvox0
canuck you can have everything,
- Jaline0
same here. once i got 10
- canuck0
* starts adding more pins to the voodoo doll
- zedvox0
hmmmm i'm gonna go for a smoke and make dinner.
see yah fools later
- lvl_130
i really hope you took a photo of that. those times only come once in a lifetime, seriously. like the time i stepped out of my car and slipped on a fucking banana peel....i laughed like i was in a comic stip.
- Jaline0
if that fortune doesn't kill you, smoking will.
haha.
- Jaline0
one time this entire street was covered with hamburger buns because tons of cases fell out of a truck accidently. Ppl had to get out of their cars and clear the way!
I wish that I had a camera that time...
- lvl_130
'stip. '=strip....
i don't know why i felt the need to correct that. pretty damn obvious : )
but it did trip me out.
- xovi0
do you still have the cookie you can sue the person who is responsible of producing that cookie and maybe get a year supply of cookies with flies in them ;p
- cosmo0
"Sky's The Limit.Spread Your Wings and Fly."
zedvox
(Mar 23 05, 19:14)Sky's The Limit.Spread Your Wings and Fly, IN BED.
You always have to add 'in bed' at the end.