am I the only person..?
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- soda0
i also think there is nothing sexier than a old woman with a tatoo on her neck.
A swallow or spiders web preferably.
and a few missing teeth.
*shivers
- soda0
i did want to get my wifes name in arabic on my arm once.
Until Beckham stole the idea.
cock.
- rabattski0
how can we funnel this thread to a pro hasselhoff thread? just wondering. trying to think about new techniques so in the end the whole site will be hasseltoday.com or something. and everyone wears hassel the hoff shirts and only sings his german songs the entire day or something.
- blaw0
'morning, folks.
just wanted to say hello before i head off to steal a bike and build a boat.
- rabattski0
that one has been discussed here before wayne. she got it covered up btw.
- soda0
nd everyone wears hassel the hoff shirts and only sings his german songs the entire day or something.
rabattski
-------------------dude, switch off the computer and go and get some fresh air.
no, really.
;)
- rabattski0
yeah and don't come back before you've done those chores blaw!
- vburo0
now there's a contradiction. how can a tattoo be a trend since a trend is limited to time and tattoos are for life + 3 months.
-------------exactly.
the sadder it is, get it?:D
- pascii0
There were two nurses working in a hospital. One was old and decrepit, the other was young and sexy. One day the old nurse came into the break room and said to the young nurse, "I can't believe what I just saw. That new patient upstairs has a word tattooed on his penis." "I don't believe it," said the young nurse. "It's true", said the old nurse. "He has the word SAM tattooed right on his penis." The young nurse decided to see for herself. She went upstairs and was gone for an hour. When she came back, her clothes were ripped, hair was a mess, and makeup was smeared. "What on earth happened to you?" asked the old nurse. And the young nurse replied, "When you saw it, it said SAM. When I saw it, it said SAM'S BAR AND GRILLE RESTAURANT. CORNER OF TWELFTH AND CHESTNUT STREET. ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO."
- waynepixel0
I just want a Knight Rider Car.
- blaw0
i'm back.
it's too damn cold to ride or sail, so i settled for stealing our receptionist's stapler.
- pascii0
and build some origami boats blaw?
- rabattski0
whoah! you're worthy your ink blaw! :)
- rabattski0
i don't need fresh air soda, fresh air is for pussies. i like old stale air, like the air which has like zero air in it. aaaah...
- blaw0
hahaha
- vburo0
haha@ nurse joke!
- rabattski0
anyways, to answer your question rasko, no, your not the only one on the entire fucking planet that does not have a tattoo. it's not that unique you know. not yet anyways, maybe in "da future", who knows. maybe you get lucky with the chicks then. keeps fingers crossed for ya.
- vburo0
what have chicks got to do with this again???
that's the same bs argument like that fate-redux had yesterday. buying a car that the chix will dig. get a life!
same goes for tattoos. if you like it, take it, if you don't then don't.
don't do it for the chix for the love of lil black jesus..