Healthy Lunches?
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- jevad0
"why don't you wanna poo at work?"
because lord knows how many arses have been on that seat. Also - the cheapos who made the toilet decided not to make the partition go floor to ceiling - so when you go in to take a slah a) you can hear the noises which is feckin gross b) you can see the persons shoes
- lvl_130
"a) you can hear the noises which is feckin gross b) you can see the persons shoes "
HAHAHAHA. exactly! i hate that
- jevad0
I pooped at work today!
- -leah-0
damn me so hungee now :( one hour til lunch...
- mg330
man, there are so many ways to make that a non- issue.
Get your company to buy the paper toilet seat covers. We have them, I love them. (But I think it's because I have a childhood pediatrician's office fetish I am only now realizing. you know, those paper sheets you lay on?)
Hold your feet up while you're going.
Take a magazine.
Make sure no one is in there when you enter, and no one is in there when you leave. If this will be a long time, see above - take a magazine.
- enjine0
sushi
- anzelina0
"I think it takes at least a week for things to really start "moving" and I am excited about that happening!"
this made me laughhhhhh a lot.
- jox0
also,
make sure you lock the door when you're in that feet-up position. If somebody's opening the door when you're sitting like that squeezing a long one, don't expect a promotion any time soon. The word spreads fast.
"So I hear nic sits funny on the toilet" "yeah i heard that, taht guy down in payroll told me, he's some guy that nic, huh!" "yeah, i heard it from the receptionist! apparently her husband's co-worker met a guy on the bus who told him"
- Stylus0
i like to take off my shirt on the toilet like George Costanza
- zedvox0
healty lunch thread turns into a poo thread and leah is hungry.....you naughty naughty girl.
- mg330
zedvox my thoughts exactly!
Nothing goes hand in hand like a thread about eating lunch that morphs into a thread about expelling your lunch.
- -leah-0
tubgirl anyone?
- enjine0
tubgirl? that sounds cool.
i want pix ;)