Healthy Lunches?
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- -leah-0
no, enjine. You don't. Trust me. You don't. Period.
jox
(Jan 31 05, 10:16)tubgirl on her period?
- mg330
shutup no that makes me never want to eat again.
- jox0
no, enjine. You don't. Trust me. You don't. Period.
- enjine0
tubgirl? that sounds cool.
i want pix ;)
- -leah-0
tubgirl anyone?
- mg330
zedvox my thoughts exactly!
Nothing goes hand in hand like a thread about eating lunch that morphs into a thread about expelling your lunch.
- zedvox0
healty lunch thread turns into a poo thread and leah is hungry.....you naughty naughty girl.
- Stylus0
i like to take off my shirt on the toilet like George Costanza
- jox0
also,
make sure you lock the door when you're in that feet-up position. If somebody's opening the door when you're sitting like that squeezing a long one, don't expect a promotion any time soon. The word spreads fast.
"So I hear nic sits funny on the toilet" "yeah i heard that, taht guy down in payroll told me, he's some guy that nic, huh!" "yeah, i heard it from the receptionist! apparently her husband's co-worker met a guy on the bus who told him"
- anzelina0
"I think it takes at least a week for things to really start "moving" and I am excited about that happening!"
this made me laughhhhhh a lot.
- enjine0
sushi
- mg330
man, there are so many ways to make that a non- issue.
Get your company to buy the paper toilet seat covers. We have them, I love them. (But I think it's because I have a childhood pediatrician's office fetish I am only now realizing. you know, those paper sheets you lay on?)
Hold your feet up while you're going.
Take a magazine.
Make sure no one is in there when you enter, and no one is in there when you leave. If this will be a long time, see above - take a magazine.
- -leah-0
damn me so hungee now :( one hour til lunch...
- lvl_130
"a) you can hear the noises which is feckin gross b) you can see the persons shoes "
HAHAHAHA. exactly! i hate that
- jevad0
"why don't you wanna poo at work?"
because lord knows how many arses have been on that seat. Also - the cheapos who made the toilet decided not to make the partition go floor to ceiling - so when you go in to take a slah a) you can hear the noises which is feckin gross b) you can see the persons shoes
- mg330
I don't mind going at work at all. I've not had 2-3 for the past few days, but what's crazy is when you have to go, you know it. Just sneaks up on you.
It takes a while to loosen all the old stuff, and, sparing you the details, it's obvious that the food you eat that day goes through you much faster.
I believe all the claims about it. With all the built up stuff in your pipes, it's understandable that your body gets less nutrients from food.
I am constantly tired, never have energy and am addicted to coffee. I want to feel like when I wake up, I'm like that guy in a few scenes in Jerry McGuire! :D
- tymeframe0
too potent j?
- gruntt0
jevad works at a prison.
- Stylus0
why don't you wanna poo at work? or is it all public toilets?
- jevad0
http://www.iherb.com/ulticlean.h…
I'd love to try that but 2-3 times a day means I would have to poop at work and I simply cannot do that