JosimarX nearly bought the farm
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- carver0
boo fuckin' hoo, the jocks have fallen off their trikes, sporrans in the spokes.. what was in the puddle josé? müller lite yoghurt or whit? daft eh?
- patnoodle0
That's bizzarre, I fell off mine twice at Glentress yesterday. Nothing as spectacular as your though by the sound of it.
Was being a bit brave/stupid, though fuck it, no brakes, hit the scree on the way down just before a corner and ended up flying into the trees. Couldn't seem to turn right for some reason, like a mental block or something. Second time was on an uphill - was clipped in, came to a really tight corner and started to fall to the left. Foot wouldn't come out of the SPD so I just thought I'd fall and see what happens. Chunky cut to the knee and a massive swelling bruise on the shin. Can't lift up my right arm today either.
- josimarX0
cheers MX, that sounds nasty. I get the heeby jeeby's snowboarding next to big drops with just a loose rope between me and doom. You seem to gravitate toward the edge too.
I took the photo down because my injuries looked rubbish and my t-shirt was all teh way ghey. the bruising come up a treat so I may repost a pic.
- MX_OnD0
you and chossy just got mail josimar...
aye it was pretty nasty, the biggest scare I got was my mum's face of horror - that's when I realised how nasty it was...
- pascii0
jesuschrist! hope you are well!
- josimarX0
hey pat – how you doing? sounds lke your injuries are worse even though my accident would have made women and children weep if they'd seen it. Hey Carver, how's it going bud? Still with the yoghurt chat...
- MX_OnD0
hehehe is that yoghurt still fresh?
I tend to find that it goes stale on me...
- rasp0
you mean to tell me that i read all this and not ones died???!
pfff
- josimarX0
Chossy died laughing. The wee bass. I suppose after his mishap the other day when he crashed and only his head rolled into some nettles, I deserve all I get.
- chossy0
we must never speak of teh nettles, it burns. :(
- patnoodle0
Sounds like a beauty jos. My first one was impressiv but I did minimal damage. Second one I would've just looked like a complete fanny. Luck there were no 'hardcore' bikers around to take the piss out of me.
Injuries aren't too bad, swelling in the shin's gone down a bit, just got a shit-load of grazes left. I was in the bath last night rubbing a nail brush folded Nivea face wipes into my cut to get all the grit and stones out of it, that was great fun :/
And nettles to the face - no thanks, those bastards hurt. I'll stick with cuts and bruises!
- chossy0
Jeez patnoodle that is making me wince, I once had to get grit stones scrubbed out of my back when I was young and I greeted for ages when the nursey was doing it ahd she was about as sympathetic as hurricane IVAN will be.
- asliceofry0
You better not have done any damage to that bike of yours or Mum & Dad will hear of it.
- chossy0
YO RY whats up home boyeeeeee. :)
- asliceofry0
Word to ya mutha beeatch. This NT thing is a piece o pi**.
- MX_OnD0
Word to ya mutha beeatch. This NT thing is a piece o pi**.
asliceofry
(sep 16 04, 06:49)whoopsadaisy, I sense you may be calling yourself asliceofryX pretty soon....
- chossy0
You should have seen your bro slamming Ryan it would have made you cry for a bit, then laugh for a bit. The poor fella got all fucked up. Very brave man indeed.*
*I think he may be made of steel. Or adimantium that shit that wolverine is cut with.
- asliceofry0
It's a Tourettes thing that runs in the family - our Mum has a mouth on her like a truck driver and that transcends to the keyboard somehow.
- chossy0
Yo MX :)
Nah, he means he's getting the hang of it. I am in no doubt that good old ry will get banned though he he. He has a terrible potty mouth,
- MX_OnD0
I know all about it mate ;)
I just cunt stop myself.