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- shellie
some mid life crisis just asked me if i wanted to be his lunch date randomly at a cafe i was picking food up at....
i wasnt even sitting down on a table... i was waiting in the to go area.
do those kinds of pick up lines work? ew... creepy. I am at least half his age.
- -leah-0
i really don't know shellie but it is damn creepy when that happens
- Kuz0
pick-up line? He just asked u for lunch... a pick-up line wud be something like "hey baby you must be tired, cos u bin runnin round in ma mind aaalll day,"
classic :P
- welded0
Why don't we discuss it over dinner?
- brandelec0
"hey baby, so do you want it here or to go?"
- shellie0
i suppose maybe that line may work with women closer to his age.... or when he was younger... or in a perfect world and he was hot.
- rasko40
maybe he thought you were a hooker?
- slinky0
shellie, it would work wonders if i used the lunch line on you... you couldnt resist.
- Kuz0
get yer coat luv.. u've pulled!
- Ekard0
a hottie like u shouldn't have any problems getting a date shellie!
- meok0
maybe he thought you were a hooker?
rasko4
(jul 7 04, 13:32)I was about to write the same thing.. word per word. Freaky.
- slinky0
i don't think she said she had any problems with getting a date...
- strabley0
yeah no doubt! what is it with all the cute designer girls lately. im not complaining at all though.
worst pick up line ever: "Hey baby, is that a smaller paycehck in your pocket or do you wanna go have sex with me." I promise you mates, this one DOES NOT work.
- tymeframe0
heaven must sad 'cause it looks like they lost one of their angels....?
i need practice
shellie, the only solution for a hottie like yourself is to dress like a nun.
- shellie0
im married. no dates for me.
actually i told him i was married and showed the ring.. and he was like.. "well we could just sit and talk" and im like "im getting my food to go" and hes like "are you sure" and thats when i walked away.
- strabley0
that guy is going to kill himself tonight cause nobody will talk to him
- rasko40
wow, you sure showed him, I mean, what a creepy human being trying to talk to someone like that! the cheek of it!!
Girls should be able to carry weapons to deal with such terrible assailants.
- _salisae_0
good for him for trying. i guess. sucks he pressured you into saying yes and are now going on a mercy date.
that's what's happening, right?
just one little kiss and you'll make his LIFE! just do it!
- shellie0
if he needed someone to talk to he could do it without asking me on a lunch date and standing incredibly close to me.
- meok0
I started a drinking game at work: whenever Shellie mentions her fiance or the fact that shes getting married, everyone takes a shot. Two of us a drunk already!
- magicpatch0
did he have a nice watch?