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- mrdobolina0
I always feel like a freak if I look for a ring. Like I am going to get caught looking for a ring and she will have one and then I am looking not at her face, but somewhere lower, ya get me?
- BonSeff0
i like to splash on the aqua velva - real heavy like
and hit the pizza buffet's
i always snag the girlies and i make sure the t-tops are off the camaro when i park it in the handicap space
the girls get all wet & stuff
- monkeyshine0
You boys just don't understand! Creepy guys invading personal space, acting like an aggressive primate...it ain't fun and I'd bet it happens to girls way more than guys.
- _salisae_0
are you sure you don't want to touch it? just once?
seriously tho. i feel you shellie. i'd be creeped out too. i'm suprised you didn't yelp.
- tymeframe0
hell yeah BonSeff, like a true Texan right?
- mrdobolina0
Aqua Velva. HAHAH
I usually have a salami in my pocket too.
Nice girls really like guys with freakishly huge cocks.
- strabley0
ok ok ok ok ok enough. Ive heard both arguements to the fight and im here to end it all. First of all women need to be less uptight if a guy hits on you. Its not big deal what the ages because you know what?? We are simple fucking creatures who from day one, our lives revolve around women. Breastfeeding for example. Day one. Most of us know that when we go up and talk to a women the chances are slim, but we still do it time after time after because like stated, we are simple creatures. Food / Sex / Sleep are the only three things we actually need to survive, it would be a peaceful world if that is all we had. So im hear to say MEN: At least remember to make small talk first if your going to hit on a beautiful women, and if she tells you no then cut your losses and finish your tuna on a keisher somewhere else. You shouldnt need a swat on the nose with a newspaper. and WOMEN: It happens, its not the first time and its not the last time this, so dont get weirded out when not or hot, or not so young guys try to hit on you, its in out fuels out soul and runs in our blood, theres nothing anyone can do to change it expect castration and i for one have become very fond of my testicals and would like to keep them.
Stay Turned for Sport scores at 5...
- brandelec0
i hate it when strange girls pinch my butt, they can at least ask first ;)
- k0na_an0k0
I just don't think....
wha?!?
*get approached by middle aged attractvie woman*
"Would you joi....GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU BITCH!
*pepper sprays her ass and steals her wallet*runs back to computer
FUCK, you're totally right. it IS creepy.
*woman speaks softly, in pain
"All I wanted was for you to join me for coffee."Eat more pepper spray you creepy woman you.
*sprays...
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Tonight on fox news, creep tries to pick up shellie, more on that later
- strabley0
K0na im laughinh my ass off over here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- -leah-0
i work in a factory with lots of old creepy mullet men and whenever i leave the confines of the office cave they glare at me. i freakin hate it. all the other girls here get the same thing. it is icky so i have to pour boiling hot water on myself when i get home :(
- rasko40
gotta love Kona.. :)
- strabley0
ewww see those are the guys who dont know how fucking simple they really are and just need to look in the mirror and be like... damnit.....
- brandelec0
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU BITCH!
*pepper sprays her ass and steals her wallet"hahahahaa, it's funny cuz it is!!
- shellie0
of course... if the tables were reversed.... and it was an older lady approaching a guy... "would you like to be my date, lilman?"
well.. wouldnt you assume they just wanted sex?
- strabley0
anyways im thinking this post is giving tara's a run for her boobies, good job shellie you have reached enlightenment.
on further note its almost whistle blowing time, leah, you wanna go smoke under the bleachers? Lemme know.
- ricstultz0
hells yes they want sex. In the right place i might just give em a somethin somethin. And then a $20 for cab fare. ok, that went too far. But anyhow, this thread is awesome. Thanks for the drama Shellie. My last half hour just cruised by.
NT+drama= :)
- swollenelbow0
shellie how much was your rock? did you find out? i'm thinking for the future and want to sort of get a handle on how much fish guts i have to shovel to get my gf hers...
i'm thinking a nice champagne colored diamond...what do you say?
- -leah-0
yah strabley lets go!
...wait a minute.....wtf is going on here?