Like, Totally Jihad
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- DaveId0
i'm also a big fan of tasteless humor, and chilling the fuck out is always top priority.
but, during a "war" any humor directed at the "enemy" should be recieved with caution.
jihad joke amount to:
vietnamese jokes in 1968.
jap/jew/kraut jokes in 1940.
black jokes in 1965.
etc.
etc.it doesn't offend me, i don't think people should be kept from doing it, but it's a scary sign of the times for sure.
- brandelec0
dammit!
*pulls nLHB's eyepatch and releases, *snap
- nLHb0
*throws glass of tang at brandelec
- mrdobolina0
I agree Pixelbreaker, I was just breaking your balls a bit. I have read quite a few buddhist texts and have to say it sounds like the most reasonable faith to me. There really is no judgement of others.
Religion should unite, and not divide. But all I ever see is it dividing people.
Remember I am not a buddhist, but there isn't much about buddhism that any other religion disagrees with.
- brandelec0
*tang burns cornea, ties on eyepatch
*eyepatch gang is formed
- k0na_an0k0
you have tang in a glass?!? is it poon-tang!?! cause if it is...
*dancing excitedly
- nLHb0
OH! we are going to KICK ASS now! oh yah baby!
- brandelec0
nLHB check out mu mug yo.. i mean arrrg
- pixelbreaker0
if the whole world was buddhist, we'd all be really happy, and work as a greater whole, not as individuals.
There's a great story in a book by Charlotte Joko Beck about Empty Boats.
If you are rowing a boat across a lake in the fog, and another boat hits your boat, you turn at curse at the person at the helm/oars, and you keep cursing at them until they are very sorry. But, imagine the boat that hits yours is an empty boat drifting in the wind, who do you shout at?
We have to treat all encounters that don't suit "us" as an empty boat.
- ad10
A Preist and a Rabbi were hanging out at a bar and the rabbi said "Hey know, we're from seperate religions but I think we have a lot in common, why don't you come check out my service next week?" The preist said "Alright I will". The next week the preist attended the rabbi's service and said "You're right, I enjoyed that . I want to return the favor . Why don't you come to my church this weekend for the mass?" "Sounds good" said the rabbi.
After the mass the preist walked up to the rabbi and said "Well how'd you like it?" The rabbi said "Yes, It was good" The preist was pleased and said to the rabbi "Well since we see eye to eye, I'd like to share something with you... What do you say we go we go to the back room and screw some altar boys?" The rabbi thought for a moment and said "Okay! Screw "em outta what?"
- brandelec0
ad1, hahahahahahahaha!!!
it was funny in so many levels!
- nLHb0
yar brandelec good pic! check mine out dood. i mean you swarthy land luver
- brandelec0
aaargh, that patch is maighty hot, if i may say so, aaargh
- nLHb0
yar yar yar, it is mighty hot. it be makin my eye sweat. i be in dire need of some rum
- lnu0
Hey gang, this thread was originally about the chanting in the background of that thing, and how it was offensive to a muslim because it's sacred to him. So what's the big deal with that. For instance, the cow is a holy animal in India - that doesn't stop the rest of the world from eating hamburgers every day. I don't see the problem here. A thing can be sacred for one person and a joke to the next, who cares? Why should you care about what other people think of your religion? I don't get it.
- ad10
Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It’s rated AARRRRGGH! And do you know why? Because of all the booty!
How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? A buck an ear!
Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
How did the pirate stop smoking? He used the patch!
Did you hear about the pirate who scored 20,000 points for the Lakers? His name was Kareem Abdul JabAARRRRGGH!
What is piratophobia? Fear of a sunken chest!
What’s a pirate’s favorite country? AARRRRGGHentina!
- nLHb0
are ye makin fun of the pirates ad1?
*draws sword
- brandelec0
'His name was Kareem Abdul JabAARRRRGGH!'
haaargh! haaargh! ha-ha-haaargh!
- brandelec0
*points at ad1's chest
*uppercuts him while he looks down
- nLHb0
*pulls down ad1's pants then steels his gold
*jumps ship