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- smellvetica
did anyone see this on company's xmas bash on bbc2 last night, it was pure class!
i thought it was taking the piss at the time in the vein of 'the office', but it was actually real!!
- esp0
'if you believe you will acheive'!
straight from the david brent book of motivation
- rasko40
yeah I thought it was a spoof at first, what a couple of dull twats.. they are everything I hate about the UK personified.
Can you imagine those two in the sack, once they put down their copies of "The 7 habits of Successful People", every sunday at 9.00pm, "Are you ready then love, shall we do the old in and out thing? it will only take a second"
eeuw!
- rasp0
damn.. i missed that one..
from the pics on the site
Luke McCook (Top Salesman November 2003) looks either:
A: fucked up
or
B: arseholedi wonder which it is
- rasko40
I'm resisting the urge to waste half an hour writing them an evil email.
- smellvetica0
my flat mate sent an email... here it is..
Dear Ann,
I watched your programme last night and thought it was an absolute disgrace how you treat your staff! You really should get a grip on how to conduct fair human relations within an organisation, and spending your days watching them on CCTV is not only a breech of civil liberties, it is an absolute abhorent waste of time.
You complain that they are wasting your money and not working hard enough, when it is completely obvious that you are inaffactual in your post. If I worked there I would demand that my colleagues followed me in a walkout and refused to bow to any of your petty rules.
You brought shame on the company your husband has obviously worked hard to build. You should resign, or change your ways - the former would certainly get the respect of all the employees.
It would not come as any surprise if your sales guys failed to hit targets because of the image you have created of the company.
Yours appauled,
Rob
- North_20
I saw it, it was fucked, I mean the friday night party with the subtle don't use this as an excuse to be late on monday bullshit, wankers and that email ha ha ha I'd pay to see her reaction, if she responds to it can you get your mate post the reply on here please?!
- smellvetica0
damn right!
- North_20
She was useless...
"The first thing I do is log into the cameras, and just check what time everyone arrives"
Beatch!!
- rasko40
Hello Ann & John,
congratulations on your television appearance last night, I'm sure nobody could have done a better job of raising awareness in your customers both past and potential and likewise with staff, of what a couple of absolutely pathetic and out of touch small minded whingers you really are. I cant imagine how your staff manage to stay working for you, there must be a shortage of jobs in your area. I could not imagine working for you for more than about an hour without facing the uncontrollable urge to bring violence upon you, probably using some kind of medieval weapon or with more planning I could arrange for a full torture room to be made available. Although torture chambers are probably right up your alley anyway, see, I couldn't help but think that you two looked like the types that attempt to escape your dullness by partaking in swinging parties, wifeswapping and probably some wierd fetish stuff, maybe scat or beastiality. Either way you seem to be a very strange couple and I do hope you get your Bentley because then I may recognize you easier and have the opportunity of causing a horrific car accident.
yours lovingly
rasko
- North_20
Nice rasko, especially the medieval bit.
:D
- esp0
After checking the recorded CCTV on Saturday morning after the party, she notes that two sales staff arrive at 9.47 and 21 seconds and leave at 9.47 and 57 seconds after finding the place wasn't open.
She then points out they hang around for a total of 31 seconds, appalled at this she then notices a puff of smoke outside in the carpark when one of the lads has a cigarette and points out to the film crew that smoking on the premises (even outside) is gross misconduct and says, in a menacing manner ' Hmm Merry Christmas' implying another sacking (to go with the two earlier in the month) is on the way.
Shit, you'd be grateful from the sack from those backward thinking, clueless, inept twats.
- smellvetica0
i thought her face was a picture when she saw the kareoke singer!
oh and the kid who was qwoffing everyones drinks, barfed in the toilet, preceeded to swig another drink, then fell through the door! i nearly fell off the sofa... i was pissed mind!
- esp0
what, you mean
Dave Kissane -
Mad Celtic Fanfrom the web site.
looks like they took the photo the morning after...
- smellvetica0
Kim Shorley
Does many many thingsapart from lookin glike a useless moose
- esp0
John Armstrong
What can you say?where shall I start...
- North_20
I'm tempted to photoshop up the pictures of Ann & John and e-mail them to unfit.
I hope they are getting spammed to death today!!
- rasko40
free for all!!
- shutdown0
i'd love to hear some of the responses from anyone that mailed them
i missed the program but judging from the photos i'd like to lamp them one as they look annoying
- jevad0
ahahahha
- moth0
"We require you to have good time keeping skills and be well motivated"
Zzzzzzzzzzz.
"Applicant must be willing to work hard, be a team player, a hard worker, and be able to assert self positively without disrupting team performance. Must also be able to self-manage."
Nazi scum.