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- Krassy7
I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen....but NaH
- All the best chemistry jokes ArgonIanbolton
- ^ Gold!Krassy
- Au, thanks!Akagiyama
- These notes are killing me ...Continuity
- _niko3
^
- Krassy2
- https://www.qbn.com/…Krassy
- a lot of the time the entire joke rests on the woman's name being "linda" or "shannon" or "carol"sarahfailin
- Elwin745
What has two legs and bleeds like crazy?
- a half horseElwin74
- I LOL’dmonospaced
- Good!Elwin74
- LolYakuZoku
- palimpsest3
- Christmas jokes in November? Fuck you (and have an upvote)sausages
- I don't get it...nbq
- I for one would also like to get it.skinny_puppy
- https://youtu.be/c9p…palimpsest
- I felt like a fucking scientist when I figured this one out.bogue
- lol, it's so fucking stupid that it's good.garbage
- ♫ " ...you'll go down in history"ETM
- ^if he went down i bet his grades would be bettersarahfailin
- nope, no idea.. please explainautoflavour
- Palimpsest and ETM gave it away.
" ...you'll go down in HIStory"sephil - Something that indecipherable should at least be funny.CyBrainX
- To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the joke. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics...palimpsest
- Nairn10
- #bebenmonospaced
- Put the same receding hairline on those girls and you have three bens.microkorg
- Damn, where is Bennngrafician
- Like No Other!utopian
- poor dude, he has to deal with 2 times the bullshitYakuZoku
- think of it, two chics, one mother in lawmaikel
- :-Pben98
- Flol maikelNairn
- Thanks for the Mammaries
is his favorite song ❤️futurefood - like you just know those two woman have definitely fucked each other .. ickautoflavour
- sted0
https://fatherhood.gov/for-dads/…
U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes (fatherhood.gov)
- _niko3
^ what did the buffalo say to his child when he dropped him off at school?
Bison
- Ramanisky24
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a
clinic to donate blood.The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type 0", said the rabbit.
- Ramanisky213
- I sill haven't used an emoji in my life.CyBrainX
- Triggering Gen Z everywhereautoflavour
- Thunbs Up 4 lyf yo.PhanLo
- Imagine being so old you think it’s cool that you’ve never used an emojiimbecile
- It’s almost as cool as hitting a woman on the subwayimbecile
- I liked this post but I wish the 'Upvote' link was a thumbs-up iconKrassy
- https://www.tiktok.c…hotroddy
- imbecile coming in with a slam!lvl_13
- Imagine being such a jackass you have a preference for little girl pictograms over words.CyBrainX
- just imagineimbecile