how to pass a drug test...
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- JazX0
Pineapple and Cranberry juice.
- dconstrukt0
well i got a job offer yest!
WOOOO HAAA
i'm thanking god today.
i need to pass the test so naturally the word test freaks me out....
i went to the site passyourdrugtest.com
they have an 800 # and tell you to call with any questions....so wtf i call
the guy was such an asshole.....he's like its all on the site......so i ask him a question....hes STILL an asshole.
so i tell him why do you tell people to to call if you're going to act like an asshole?
hes like excuse me?
i'm like yeah, i'm a potential customer and you're acting like an asshole.....tell you what buddy theres about 30 other sites that are your competition since you're a prick i'll go buy from them.
haha.
i was going to spend money on that site till the guy was an asshole....shit, i just wanted to ask him a question.
and testing is b.s for weed.....weed is good.
weed makes me creative...and heck it should be legalized....
- Jnr_Madison0
Just take as many drugs as possible, everything will be fine trust me.
Drugs are the best.
- BXCAR0
Yeah!
- monkeyshine0
Alot of corporate companies do it for insurance breaks. I think its offensive and have always refused to do drug testing...it is invasive and ridiculous unless safety is an issue.
In fact, I think given our propensity as designers for carpel tunnel, they should give us an insurance cut for doing drugs. Yeah.
- mrdobolina0
most companies dont do it, unless they get better insurance rates. sitting behind a computer, you are at risk for maybe... carpal tunnel... I wouldnt sweat it.
- swollenelbow0
you just called about 80% of the design community, "skivvy stoners"
- atomica0
I wouldn't want any skivvy stoners workin for me.... so i'd test away..... and it helps clean up the community ;)
- Peter0
holy water
- cosmo0
pray!
- rasko40
yeah I'm pretty amazed that the creative industry make you do that.. maybe its the norm?
I dont think I'd want to work anywhere that asked for that if it wasn't standard procedure even though I've pretty much given everything up.
- BXCAR0
is this common in america that you have to past a test to get a job.
really? i didnt have an idea
no tests for me
i smoke take it or leave it.
- swollenelbow0
hey arent' you the dude trying to get a job in south florida? hehe, maybe if you stop smokin cheeba and make your portfolio more than one page you'll have no worries when you get a job.
most places unless you get a job designing for phizer won't drug test you anyhow. hell some will even smoke you up like in my case with my bosses.
=)
- Mal0
- KayDoll0
sounds weird but if you drink a glass of vinegar a day for a couple days to a week before the test it works. Good luck dude.
- tfs__mag0
hahahaha IRNlun6 that's some funny shit!
- monkeyshine0
It's sad that I know this given that I can't smoke pot but the best way to beat a drug test is to take Golden Seal about two weeks before the test..
- IRNlun60
this is the way to past a drug test.
http://www.thewhizzinator.com/
its a bit expensive, but looks almost foolproof.
murdering kittens is definetly a close second....
- shellie0
hahah murders kittens
- Bio0
d'Oh!
yep. pre-rolled.
heheheh.