how to pass a drug test...
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- dconstrukt
if you smoke up and have to take a drug test how do you pass?
anything to get to get the shit out of your system????
- jevad0
coffee and water..
and a wing and a prayer.
- unknown0
Do you have access to urine that's not yours?
- shellie0
weed stays in your system longer than many harder drugs. isnt that funny?
whens your test.. you can order different cleansing forumlas online.. i suggest if you have a week or so.. drink tons and tons of water.. but that can botch your test.. so a day before the test drink 5 or 6 of those giant soda drinks from AM/PM that come in a plastic tub.. so it doesnt look like you've been trying to wash your system out.
i heard theres pills you can take and sport like drinks that do the trick to.. but i wouldnt know.. weed makes me sick.
- Bio0
not that i would ever partake in such a delisciously decadent activity, but i hear that white vineagar diluted in water is good. just drink tons of water with it.
could just be an urban myth though.my exwife once bought some forty dollah shit from GNC. worked for her. but ya gotta take it ike 4 hours before the test or some shit.
they even have little vials of liquid which you can drop into the sample and its supposed to cover up thc or something. but that makes me nervous.
hell, i (i mean my friend. . . Byo) just stoped smokin the shit for about a 3 months while i (he) was lookin for a job.
again, i would ever enjoy a freshand tastey marijuana cigarette after a hard day at the office. to do so would be morally wrong and i hear that god murders kittens every time you do it. . . er... .
- GreedoLives0
go running, get your sweat on. replace some of that bongwater in your body.
- rson0
cleansblend
- crap0
what are u saying bio
u stopped smoking pot forgood?
- Mimio0
You kidding?, he's probably already pre-rolled for when he gets home.
- blackspade0
yo there is stuff u can get that you drink that flushes your system, makes you piss all hot and highlighter colour!, ill find out the name of the stuff, apparantly it does the trick
- Bio0
d'Oh!
yep. pre-rolled.
heheheh.
- shellie0
hahah murders kittens
- IRNlun60
this is the way to past a drug test.
http://www.thewhizzinator.com/
its a bit expensive, but looks almost foolproof.
murdering kittens is definetly a close second....
- monkeyshine0
It's sad that I know this given that I can't smoke pot but the best way to beat a drug test is to take Golden Seal about two weeks before the test..
- tfs__mag0
hahahaha IRNlun6 that's some funny shit!
- KayDoll0
sounds weird but if you drink a glass of vinegar a day for a couple days to a week before the test it works. Good luck dude.
- Mal0
- swollenelbow0
hey arent' you the dude trying to get a job in south florida? hehe, maybe if you stop smokin cheeba and make your portfolio more than one page you'll have no worries when you get a job.
most places unless you get a job designing for phizer won't drug test you anyhow. hell some will even smoke you up like in my case with my bosses.
=)
- BXCAR0
is this common in america that you have to past a test to get a job.
really? i didnt have an idea
no tests for me
i smoke take it or leave it.
- rasko40
yeah I'm pretty amazed that the creative industry make you do that.. maybe its the norm?
I dont think I'd want to work anywhere that asked for that if it wasn't standard procedure even though I've pretty much given everything up.