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- uan0
never read/heard the word percolator before in my life... but maybe it's related to the word 'colador' in spanish
- GeorgesII0
I remember when I was a kid, I got fired from violin school for writing all the swear world I knew on a piece of paper and trowing it in the garbage
- swear words, not swear worlds,
but it staysGeorgesII - violin school lolset
- hahahaHijoDMaite
- swear words, not swear worlds,
- iCanHazQBN0
A girl in the office gets a phone call today. The person on the other line is spelling something out for her, letter by letter. The girl here says: "H as in what??"
The fuck does it matter what the "H" is for? You already heard the letter correctly! FFS.
I'm surrounded by idiots.
H as in Holy Fuck.
- hahahabenfal99
- sounds like you can use a new place to work!Gnash
- maybe if you weren't so bitter you'd realize you shouldn't careeighteen
- "hitler, H as IN HITLER!"pango
- bitter? if you had to deal with the level of stupidity from these people, you'd go mad.iCanHazQBN
- Same girl on Friday says "What's a CV??" She's 32 and has never heard of a "CV". Had no clue what it was.iCanHazQBN
- How do you get to be 32 years old and have never heard of a CV?iCanHazQBN
- pango0
I might have instigated a heated discussion on FB about home birth or hospital. •___•
it seem like the fire won't stop for another day or 2 lol....- "Have an abortion and avoid having to choose!" < post this.iCanHazQBN
- nahhh i'm just gonna watch them go at it lolpango
- dasohr0
For half of what I'm paying here in SF for a dingy single family beach shack I get a whole 4 bdrm, 3 bthrm house with pool, two car garage and a fridge that freakn' works in Las Vegas.
That shit cray.- but can't get a $7 piece of toast in vegasGnash
- ... but Vegas is a shit hole.IRNlun6
- and SF is not.iCanHazQBN
- +1 vegas shit holeHijoDMaite
- HijoDMaite0
Girl scout cookies are in my hand. it's good to live in the U.S., that is all.
- I'm still waiting for my deliverye-pill
- got PB sandwich and thin mints. kid try to slang some new gluten free shit. I was like biiiiiitch.....!HijoDMaite
- just go to VONScbass99
- Sell those cookies at the pot dispensers shop!pango
- i got the mints, 4 boxes of ite-pill
- MrT0
Bloody giant flying insect bit me on the thigh at the weekend and it's swelled up like a bitch. Now I've got an itchy, red sumo-leg. I would post a pic but I also wouldn't.
- you're down under right? i'm scared of your bugs down thereHijoDMaite
- It was nice knowing youpinkfloyd
- Should have wore leggings.pango
- lolpinkfloyd
- Leggings in Sydney summer? Betty swollocks every day, man. Every day.MrT
- pinkfloyd0
Pango's doppelganger popped up on my youtube feed
- On the left, Steven Yeunpinkfloyd
- doppelgänger lolorganicgrid
- holy smokes it is him.sea_sea
- set0
Imgur video to gif, just stumbled across it by accident...
- PonyBoy0
I fixed the percolator!!!
- You are the one. Master of the percolatrix.set
- lolbklyndroobeki
- MrT0
A friend has been in a terrible surfing accident and it's really not looking good.
- bklyndroobeki0
love what you do so much you stay up all night doing it :/ ?
how do you stop?- Normally to go to work the next day.MrT
- usually i just run out of coke by morningscarabin
- bump*bklyndroobeki
- pango0
What item would you put in your car as car thief deterrent and also doesn't give the cop a good reason to search your car?
- *in the visible areapango
- Nothingmonospaced
- Or maybe a dogmonospaced
- ssticker saying you donate 2 thembklyndroobeki
- to who?pango
- i was thinking mannequin limbs covered in catchup. but that might not go very well with cops....pango
- um, a security system.scarabin
- any other unconventional, creative way?pango
- fake poop.
or real...bklyndroobeki
- bklyndroobeki0
I'm drunk.
- scarabin0
it's really strange how FB will autoplay videos but can't manage to make a posted gif run without you opening it in another browser window