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- schjetne
My name is Death.
I have come to take you away.
- dopepope0
'Please don't burry me...I'm not dead.'
- neeko0
i knew today would be the day...
- paulrand0
ridding the earth of the parasite known as man
- unknown0
pointing finger at the person next to me!!
- schjetne0
I have many faces,
but you all know who I am.
- schjetne0
You are the man who mocks.
I am the man who slays.
- schjetne0
It is time, my son.
Pack your things and come with me.
- mayo0
will libations be served?
- schjetne0
Yes.
- 4cY0
( i should delete this thread, but the following is from a classic!)
HOWARD:
I don't see it that way, Geoff. [sniff] Let me tell you what I think we're dealing with here: a potentially positive learning experience to get an--GRIM REAPER:
Shut up! Shut up, you American.You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'. Well, you're dead now, so shut up!
HOWARD:
Dead?GRIM REAPER:
Dead.ANGELA:
All of us?GRIM REAPER:
All of you.GEOFFREY:
Now, look here. You barge in here, quite uninvited, break glasses, and then announce, quite casually, that we're all dead. Well, I would remind you that you are a guest in this house, and--
[whock]
Ah! Oh.GRIM REAPER:
Be quiet! Englishmen, you're all so fucking pompous, and none of you have got any balls.DEBBIE:
Can I ask you a question?GRIM REAPER:
What?DEBBIE:
How can we all have died at the same time?[silence]
GRIM REAPER:
The salmon mousse.GEOFFREY:
Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?ANGELA:
I'm most dreadfully embarrassed.GRIM REAPER:
Now the time has come. Follow. Follow me.
[clunk][bang bang bang bang bang]
GEOFFREY:
Just... testing. Sorry.
- MrDinky0
4cy
shame on you for participating..tisk tisk
jk.. dont flag me..
- timajick0
Yes, and if anyone else deserves to be pink it truely is you Mr. Dinky.
- CyBrainX0
4cy, I usually dissapprove of your continual non-design contributions to this universe, but quoting The Meaning of Life redeems you in a small way. You missed the person complaining about not having eaten the salmon mousse.
- unknown0
i'm your brother
- sexypixel0
haha
- kodap0
I'll be your death as soon as I post my 666th pbs broadcast
- schjetne0
Blah, I was fired. You're all in the safe. Seems the big guys thought I was taking too many people, and they didn't like that I was using my authority to revenge bad things from my past... Well kids, maybe some other time. For now, live well, you never know when your time comes.
- pascii0
THE REAL DEATH TALKS IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
- Danski0
If you come near me without a martini for me, I'll bite your nipples off.