Hello.

Out of context: Reply #11

  • Started
  • Last post
  • 22 Responses
  • 4cY0

    ( i should delete this thread, but the following is from a classic!)

    HOWARD:
    I don't see it that way, Geoff. [sniff] Let me tell you what I think we're dealing with here: a potentially positive learning experience to get an--

    GRIM REAPER:
    Shut up! Shut up, you American.

    You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'. Well, you're dead now, so shut up!

    HOWARD:
    Dead?

    GRIM REAPER:
    Dead.

    ANGELA:
    All of us?

    GRIM REAPER:
    All of you.

    GEOFFREY:
    Now, look here. You barge in here, quite uninvited, break glasses, and then announce, quite casually, that we're all dead. Well, I would remind you that you are a guest in this house, and--
    [whock]
    Ah! Oh.

    GRIM REAPER:
    Be quiet! Englishmen, you're all so fucking pompous, and none of you have got any balls.

    DEBBIE:
    Can I ask you a question?

    GRIM REAPER:
    What?

    DEBBIE:
    How can we all have died at the same time?

    [silence]
    GRIM REAPER:
    The salmon mousse.

    GEOFFREY:
    Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?

    ANGELA:
    I'm most dreadfully embarrassed.

    GRIM REAPER:
    Now the time has come. Follow. Follow me.
    [clunk]

    [bang bang bang bang bang]

    GEOFFREY:
    Just... testing. Sorry.

View thread