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- EricShane
I have a crush on JENNIFER ECCLESTON from Fox News. I would do anything for this woman. She is my only reason for living. I watch the war allday long just waiting to get a glimpse of her beautiful blonde hair blowing blowing around over a backdrop of harsh desert terrain. Does anyone know if she's single?
- o0o0
post a link to her picture, I couldn't find one... but I didn't go to too much effort...
- Bio0
i think you should send her excerpts from books with "special" passages high-lighted.
or just send her a note asking her if she would like to see your spatula collection. . . or maybe if you could just lick her forhead.
these methods are GARAUNTEED my friend. i will refund your money if she doesnt swoon.
(please note definition of "swoon" in meriam-webster dictionary. all instances of near swoon are null and will not warrant a refund.)
- jox0
http://homepage.mac.com/dzinkin/…
maybe there?
- jimmyjames0
http://www.davidmsc.com/MT/archi…
scroll down
- Buckyball20
Did you see the guns on Patti Ann Brown. Nice. Fox News has a bunch of important stories about events happening around the world. But who's listening?
Oh BTW, I have a crush on one of our clients. That's not good is it?
I presented some work to here and her "superior" last week. They have rules against this. I think.
bB
- 4cY0
blondes are evil
- jox0
Janne, did you say something?
- EricShane0
Sorry, i was absent for so long. Client meeting. Anyways. I will try licking her forhead.
- dopepope0
no...thats Alicia Silverstone star of the Crush.
- EricShane0
Im stupid high.
- jeneraa0
Interesting... I don't see it. But whatever. It's good to know guys don't all want the magazine looking chicas only.
And Alicia Silverstone is from my hometown, baby. She looks gross in that pic though.
Yes, I'm too critical. Somebody stop me from being a visual freak. :^)