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    i think you should send her excerpts from books with "special" passages high-lighted.

    or just send her a note asking her if she would like to see your spatula collection. . . or maybe if you could just lick her forhead.

    these methods are GARAUNTEED my friend. i will refund your money if she doesnt swoon.

    (please note definition of "swoon" in meriam-webster dictionary. all instances of near swoon are null and will not warrant a refund.)

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