< Tony Danza
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- mattyd0
So, after watching Conan last week, I decided to throw on a lil SportsCenter. After getting bored with the endless NBA highlights, I just hit 'last channel' on my remote. Lo and behold, that talentless piece of shit Carson Daly was on talking to none other than Tony Danza. I quickly hit the channel button as soon as I could to save my eyes and ears from utter crap. Where did the channel flipping stop you ask? Nick at Night, that's where. And what was on? "Who's the Boss?". Wondering if I could get away from the Danza overload, I changed the station to ABC. Surely they'd have something worth watching. Au contrair mon frere. I look up to see that the fucking "Tony Danza Show" was on. I started to gently weep as I decided to call it a night realizing that all the balance in the world was suddenly crumbling. Once I got to my room, I wasn't surprised to see Tony Danza in my bed. I crawled into bed and just allowed him to spoon me. It was the best sleep I have gotten in years.