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  • mort_8

    People on work Zoom calls who comment on the decor and visible items behind you in your home office space.

    Seriously, have you never seen a dead toddler before? That happens when you stop feeding them.

    No I don't have a nanny. She's a prostitute from last night who lost a half wrap of ketamine and insists on snorting the floor clean with a McFlurry straw.

    Yes, that is my Mum's dildo. Yes she is a big girl.

    • haha, my mum was pulled up at work for having one of those Robertson's golliwogs from the 1950's hidden away on her shelf. Those eagle-eyed anti-racists!Ianbolton
    • Your mum isn't THAT big mateIanbolton
    • LOL You're such a charmer, Ian.mort_
    • You think you've got problems? My ketamine girl does her floor-pigging mid-meeting, and she always misses the corners.garbage
    • lol ian - was she the one in a Daily Mail article last year?!Nairn
    • Didn't see that article Nairn. Mother was ultimately pissed off as she refused to take it out of display saying "it's not racist, and that black bitch knows it"Ianbolton
    • Have you seen that Extras episode where the lady brings back a black dude and she has a "golly... gollytoy" on her shelf? Class.robthelad
    • ^ Such a great showmort_
    • Meh Mort, I think you get the punch on this onecanoe
    • ^ Ouchmort_
    • You can upload a photo/artwork to use as a background - it’s the classier route.shapesalad

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