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- kingsteven31
for me - for not keeping an eye on the dog in the park earlier.
for one of the dog walkers i was talking to - for not telling me he'd seen a woman helping her child take a shit in the bushes behind us earlier in the day.
for the rain - for making gravy of that hot toddy.
for my dog - for rolling in it.
for the other dog walker i was with - for suggesting to pour water on it.
for my dog again - who began to shake it off as he poured, launching a liquid shit tornado all over us and a passing elderly deaf man.
i have heartburn.
- buahahahahahahah
fuck this is one of the funniest things i've read on here, I'm dying._niko - lolmoldero
- Bahahascarabin
- Liquid shit tornado all over us... been there man. Lol.ben_
- oh man, what a shit showGnash
- Shitnb
- Lolllll king!!!futurefood
- after a hosing down 3 baths and a walk and a swim the dog is finally clean. it'll be a while before i forget that smell though. jaysuskingsteven
- WOW. Dogs bring the weird scenarios. Mine once woke me up at 2:30am, seemed to be having stomach problems. "Alright bud".garbage
- Go for a walk, having a cig and am half awake. Feel the leash stop. Look down to see a burst sewer line, and him rolling in it. Baths til sunrise.garbage
- I've heard that some dogs do that in order to mask their scent from their prey. Either way, feel your pain. And the deaf man lol.garbage
- Yeah, smell sticks to dogs extra well. Mine shook a skunk to death. It was a yeah before you couldn't smell it on her.
I feel your smell pain.lemmy_k - I'm not sure if I'm supposed to downvote or upvote this.fooler
- hahahad_gitale
- lolsMrT
- I thought commies prefer leashesdeathboy
- Helps keep those free market individualist dogs in check when wanting to do shit it till in shit ruling class doesn't likedeathboy
- Ah more dog shit.MrT
- All shit storms with commiesdeathboy
- hahahahahamilfhunter
- db are you a talking dog? it would explain a lot.kingsteven
- what a joy this was to read, thank you for your inconvenience for bringing joy to the rest of uscolin_s
- @lemmy "Shook a skunk to death" I'm fucking dead lol.garbage
- You legendstoplying
- dogs are great lmaoernexbcn
- buahahahahahahah