Iran war/WW3

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  • Bennn12

    Unnecessary Bennnsplanation of the Day :

    Iran = Your front neighbour
    China = Left nighbour of Iran
    Russia = Right neihbour of Iran

    China help Iran often, plowing the snow in his driveway. Sometimes Iran go give some extra vegetables from their garden to China and Russia. Russia help China renovate his patio and they also gave their, still good, lawnmower to Iran when they bought themselve a new one.

    2 weeks ago, Iran kicked your trash can and all the trash blew in the wind. They wanted to piss you off cuz you guys dont like each other.

    3 days ago, as a revenge, you killed Iran's family dog with your riffle across the street.

    Iran want a revenge cuz they really loved that dog. They threat you.

    You tell them to fuck off or you will blow their car up and kill 2 of their 5 kids.

    Iran can't beat you alone, of course. But Russia and China won't let you hurt them that easily and are offering their help to their good friend Iran to protect them.

    Watcha gonna do?

    Nothin, you wont do nothin

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    • lol this is awesome!!_niko
    • bennn you deliver! LOLrenderedred
    • VISIONARYgrafiske
    • You missed Israel, the neighbors who share the backyard and hate dogs.maquito
    • or the power company aka saudi arabia who supplies the american side of the street._niko
    • also i picture the american house as a gaudy mcmansion, the idiot who lives there has gold toilets throughout, a hummer in the driveway and an el camino on_niko
    • ..blocks on the front lawn. Also, there are lots of barefoot underage trailer park girls milling around, loud parties, and the odd cross goes up in flames_niko
    • You do know, Benn, everybody is laughing AT you.Khurram
    • China is way to busy making moves on Africa on their right and banging Australia across the street. Russia is laying pipe with Syria and humping on Ukrainerobotron3k
    • Besides Iran wasn't a good neighbor and their dog kept fighting with anyone walking down the street. It was about time he went to doggy heaven.robotron3k
    • Iran's the crazy neighbor that might just poison your family down the street...or in another state...you won't ever really know, but you know they crazy.formed
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