Joke of the Day
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So this American guy came over to Ireland...headed to Killarney. He wanted to play golf...but he was on his own. So he went to the local golf club and said to the Club Pro "would anyone here play with me? I'm a fairly handy player so I'd want to play with someone pretty good."
"Oh, Paddy's your man" the pro says. "We'll give you his phone number".
So the American contacts Paddy...and they arrange to meet the next morning. Paddy says "I'll be there at 9 o'clock but I could be a half hour late".
So next morning they meet up at 9 o'clock sharp. Paddy turns up with a set of left handed clubs. And he beats the American pretty easily.
The American didn't take too kindly to the beating, so he says to Paddy "play me again tomorrow" to which Paddy replies "sure. I'll meet you at 9 o'clock but I could be a half hour late".
Again, Paddy turns up at 9am sharp...this time with a set of right handed clubs. The American thinks to himself "I've got him now!".
But Paddy plays just as well right handed and beats the American convincingly.
Getting annoyed now the American says "Paddy, I'll have to play you once more". Paddy replies "right. I'll meet you at 9 o'clock tomorrow, but I could be a half hour late".
"Hold on a minute" the American says. "Come on...yesterday you play left handed. And this morning you play right handed. How do you decide how you're going to play?".
"Well, when I wake up in the morning" Paddy says..."I look at the wife. If she's laying on her left side, I play with my left handed clubs. If she's laying on her right hand side, I use my right handed clubs".
The American asks "So what if she's laying on her back?"
Paddy responds "I'll be a half hour late".
- The video of the Irish guy telling that joke doing the rounds a few weeks back is good.Hayzilla