Joke of the Day
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An angry wife (Ekaitte) 2 her husband (Akpors) on phone.
Ekaitte: Where the hell are you? ...
Akpors: Honey, u remember dat gold shop where u saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in luv wit it?
Ekaitte (relaxed): Yes, my king
Akpors: Remember I had no cash 2 buy it 4 u dat day & I said I will buy it 4 u one day?
Ekaitte (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!
Akpors: Good, I am in a beer palour next to that shop!===
Akpors goes to a store for groceries. He finds cat food at a very special low price. He buys a dozen cans of cat food. The manager sees this and thinks that Akpos probably doesn't own a cat and he might give the cat food to his children. He goes to Akpos and ask him to bring the cat as proof for him to buy the cat food. Akpors goes and bring his cat and the manager lets him buy the dozen cans.
A few days later Akpors finds dog food at a low lower price. He buys a dozen cans of dog food. Again the manager wants proof that he owns the dog. Akpors goes to get his dog and the manager lets him buy.
A few days later Akpors goes to the store carrying a bag. He ask
the manager to put his hand in the bag and feel what is inside.
After feeling what's in the bag the manager says, "What the
f**k? What is this? Is this poo?"
Akpors nodded and replied, "Yes, I wanted to buy toilet paper
and I don't want you to send me back for proof again."