Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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Kim Jong Un announces the world that North Korea will land the first man on the sun in 10 years.
One of the members of the communist party stutters "bb-but the sun is so hot, how are we going to do that?"
After a brief silence the Supreme Leader answers "We will land there at night!"
The whole room fills with applause and cheers.Meanwhile in Washington, President Trump who is watching this announcement in oval room turns away from the screen unimpressed and says "What a dumbass, there's no sun at night."