Joke of the Day
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A rabbit spots a fox rolling a blunt.
The rabbit dashes to him and shout : " Don't smoke weed man, just go for a run with me!"
And so they went for a run.
After a running for a bit they spot a squirrel ready to snort up a big fat line of coke.
The rabbit again dashes to him and shouts : "Mate, don't do it! just go for a run with us!"
And so the squirrel joined them for a run.
After a bit more running they spot a grizzly bear prepping a syringe of heroin.
The rabbit dashes to the bear and before it could even shout , the bear gets up and superman punches the rabbit and knocks him straight out.
The fox and squirrel look at him in shock.
The bear reacts : "What!?!? Every time that rabbit snorts a line of meth he wants the whole fucking forest to go for a run with him"