Joke of the Day

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    Some gags from Edinborough Fringe 2016:

    “Apparently one in three Britons are conceived in an IKEA bed which is mad because those places are really well lit.” Mark Smith

    “I went to a pub quiz in Liverpool, had a few drinks so wasn’t much use. Just for a laugh I wrote The Beatles or Steven Gerrard for every answer ... came second.” Will Duggan

    “Don’t you hate it when people assume you’re rich because you sound posh and went to private school and have loads of money?” Annie McGrath

    “Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask.” Jordan Brookes

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