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When you've bought your girlfriend Dr Martens for christmas and she decides she wants to buy some fucking Dr Martens whilst you're out shopping together, so you have to ruin the surprise and tell her not to buy them...
- but she doesn't get the three or four subtle hints so you end up having to say I HAVE BOUGHT YOU SOME FUCKING DR MARTENS FOR CHRISTMASset
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- 'maybe don't buy them though'
- but I want them?
'yea but maybe not now, ya know, this time of year'
-but they're perfect for winter???set - WOMAN I'VE BOUGHT YOU THESE CUNTSset
- Those Docs were really the only gift idea you had for her, weren't they?Continuity
- No.set
- Yes.set
- ha. watch her return them too. ; )dopepope
- Lol. Surprises are over rated anywaysterry_cloth
- Return the Dr Martens and take her to the zoo. I heard retards like the zoo.ORAZAL
- lol, is that supposed to offend me?set
- Offend you? As the Spanish saying goes:
"among gypsies we don't read the cards"ORAZAL - But remember what I told you, take her to zoo.
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