Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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An Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman try an escape from Colditz. They get as far as the courtyard when they get spotted by a German guard and make a dash for a store room.
The Englishman spots an empty sack and climbs into it. The Scotsman and Irishman follow suit.
Suddenly the door bursts open and a guard walks in.
He bayonets the sack with the Englishman inside. He meows like a cat and the guard says, 'Es ist nur eine Katze' and moves on.
Then he bayonets the sack with the Scotman inside. He shouts woof and the guard says, 'Es ist nur ein Hund' and moves on.
Next he bayonets the sack with the Irishman inside and he shouts potatoes!