No-job email?

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  • Hayoth2

    Do something outside the box.

    • sleep outside their building and wait for someone to come; then hand them a brown sack and walk away sheepishly.Hayoth
    • Follow them home, dig through their garbage. You are bound to find personal artifacts that can be used to impress them.futurefood
    • google search the ceo and write a letter expressing interest in everything they like: kayaking, tuscany, the miami dolphins. try to seem exactly like him/hersarahfailin
    • purchase a flying drone and crash it through the CEO's window with your resume attached. include a check to repair the broken window.sarahfailin

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