No-job email?
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- freedom
If there's a place you want to work and you send an email unsure if there's an opening, how much do you say? How much do you praise them? Do you follow up if they don't respond?
- Hayoth2
Do something outside the box.
- sleep outside their building and wait for someone to come; then hand them a brown sack and walk away sheepishly.Hayoth
- Follow them home, dig through their garbage. You are bound to find personal artifacts that can be used to impress them.futurefood
- google search the ceo and write a letter expressing interest in everything they like: kayaking, tuscany, the miami dolphins. try to seem exactly like him/hersarahfailin
- purchase a flying drone and crash it through the CEO's window with your resume attached. include a check to repair the broken window.sarahfailin
- sureshot1
You sound very insecure.
Life is fucking short. Dont think to much. Action= Reaction. Positive or negative.
- omg4
Don't send them an email, send them a pizza instead.
- mekk2
Send nudes
- detritus4
Go in heavy, suck dick hard.
- zarkonite0
I'd email those in charge of the department you want to work for, tell them you want to work for them, explain what skills you have and how you'd be useful to them.
- microkorg1
On a Friday afternoon send them some beer and a pizza :)
- doesnotexist0
emailing someone high up and asking questions about their process, &c works better than emailing and saying you're looking for work.
open up a conversation.