Star Wars Episode VII

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    Personally, I assume Snoke is the love child between Jabba the Hut and his concubine Oola, whom he fed to the Rancor when he found out she was pregnant (as seen in RotJ). Not killed, but damaged by the Rancor attack, the child survives and is raised by Salacious B. Crumb who escaped the barge before it was destroyed (you know, the part where Luke murdered all sorts of people unnecessarily by blowing it up).

    He wants revenge on Luke, Han and Leia for the events that led to Jabba's death, despite Jabba turning on his mother, so he started by turning Kylo.

    ^
    Mine is terrible, but makes more sense then half of the ones flying around the 'Net.

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