Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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HUSBAND: Honey, I'm having a heart attack. I don't think I'm going to make it.
WIFE: Please...don't leave me.
HUSBAND: I love you. Please...when I'm gone, make sure you'll be happy. I give you my blessing to marry again.
WIFE: Don't say that. You're going to pull through.
HUSBAND: I'll even let you give my golf clubs to your future husband. Will you do that for me?
WIFE: Oh sorry...he's left handed.