Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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A man walks into a bar with a dog, tells everybody "This is the smartest dog, Butch, he can even talk!"
The dog says "Yep, I can talk."
A guy at the bar says "That don't prove he's the smartest dog!"
The man says "Okay, I'll prove it, then. Butch, here's five bucks, go buy me a newspaper." and he gives the dog five bucks and the dog leaves.They wait, one hour, two hours, three hours, Butch never comes back, so they go out looking for him. And they find him right behind the bar shagging a lady dog!
The man says "Butch, what the hell, you've never done this before!"
Butch says "Yeah, well, I've never had the money before."