Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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Three cowboys are sitting around a fire boasting about how tough they are.
The cowboy from Oklahoma says, "I was driving cattle last year, and was bit on the ass by a rattler. Finished the cattle drive. Took three days before I got the doc to look at me. Didn't shed a tear."
The cowboy from New Mexico says, "Yeah? Well I broke up two bulls that were fighting. One popped out my right eye. I picked it up, took it to the doc, and he got me fixed up right. Didn't shed a tear."
The cowboy from Texas sat silently stirring the fire with his dick.