Joke of the Day

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  • scarabin-1

    here's another:

    "A man and woman notice a ram rutting the sheep. The woman asks how the ram chooses his mate, to which the man replies that the ram chooses the sheep that farts. She asks if this is the same for men and he tells her that, yes, it is. Immediately, the woman lets out a fart and the two have sex. A little while later she farts again, with the same result. When the woman farts for a third time the man, who is by now exhausted, exclaims: “I’m not making love to you again, even if you were to blow out your very soul.”

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