Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, “Can I help you, sir?”
“Yes! Somebody stole my car!” the man replies.
The cop asks, “Where was your car the last time you saw it?”
“It was at the end of this key!” the man replies, logically, if a bit too literally.
About this time the cop looks down to see that the man’s pants are unzipped and his penis out for all the world to see. He asks the man, “Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?”
The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat moans, “Ohhh God... they got my girlfriend too!!!”