What happens when you die?

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  • ukit20

    How about this:

    Everything goes black, and you go shooting past some clouds though an infinite ocean of space-time towards a distant light. The veil of material reality dissolves away and your soul enters the eternal dream realm of quantum consciousness. You become one with the universe and finally understand that heaven, reincarnation and eternal life are all real.

    But then you die anyway, because you didn't follow the one true religion, which it turns out was Scientology.

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