Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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aaaand a few more:
A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
---A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I've just realized I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative, and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."
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Do you know the reason Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes?
Because he uses the best ingredients.
---How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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How do you make a plumber cry?Kill his entire family.