Joke of the Day
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Two guys are sat at a bar, drunkenly trying to out do each other with nerdy bullshitting....upon the completion of another tale, the one guy says...
"...well, I've got one better than that. See this...." and proceeds to pull a tiny ariel from his right thumb, he jabs at his palm and holds the thumb to his ear and the little finger to his mouth. "Latest thing from Japan...it's a mobile phone that's surgically implanted into your hand...."
"Bollocks" says the other guy...
"...no, serious, just a ....oh, hello love, it's only me...I'm showing Dave my new phone...say hello...." and he holds his hand against Dave's head and sure enough Dave can hear the woman talking away. He pulls his hand back "...ok love, I'll be home late....bye" and he jabs his palm and pushes the ariel back down into his thumb.
"Fuck!! That's amazing..." exclaims Dave....
"Oh, they do all sorts of crazy stuff these days....hang on I need to pee, I'll be back in a mo and I'll tell you some more..."
So off he goes to the toilet leaving Dave at the bar. After 10 minutes he hasn't come back and Dave starts to wonder where he's got to. After 20 minutes Dave decides to go and look for him. He walks into the men's room and is greeted by the sound of someone groaning in agony. He walks up to a stall, pushes the door open and finds his mate bent over with his trousers around his ankles and a bog roll stuffed in his arse.
"what the hell are you doing...." Dave asks....
"What the fuck does it look like..." he replies..."I'm waiting for a fax".