Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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There are two bee keepers . . . And one says to the other, "How many bees have you got?"
The second bee keeper replies.... "I've got 10,000 bees.”
The first asks, "How many hives have you got?"
The second replies.... "I've got 20 hives".
“20 hives; 10,000 bees?"
"Yep.”“How may bees have you got?" The second bee keeper asks the first.
He replies, “I've got a million bees.”
“A million bees?!" the second shouts.
"Yep."
He then asks, "How many hives have you got?"
"One.""A million bees - one hive?..... Bloody hell that's a lot of bees to one hive.”
The first replies, "Yeah, I know. Fuck em'.”