Joke of the Day
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Guy walks into a doctors office and tells the doctor he hasn't been feeling very well lately. The doctor looks at him and says "I'll need to do a few tests." The sick man agrees.
The doctor walks over to the door, opens it, and in walks a dog who goes up to the ill man, looks him up and down, barks at the doctor and walks back out the door.
As the sick man tries to make sense of what just happened in through the door walks a cat. The cat walks up to the man, looks him up and down, turns to the doctor, meows and walks back out the door.
The doctor is quiet for a moment as he studies the sick man. Finally the doctor blurts out "I don't know what's wrong with you, it's a mystery."
The man is dumbfounded. "I'm just going to have to find another doctor!" he says.
As the ill man is getting dressed the doctor walks over to his desk and brings back a paper and hands it to the man. "Here's your bill" he said. The ill man looks at at the bill and yells "$500 dollars! You must be kidding me, FOR WHAT!" The doctor looks at the man and says, "the office visit is free but the lab work and the cat scan are $250 each."