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    . amid the paparrrazi flashes going off and the sounds of helicopters and ambulances.... Jason starts telling the big-time agent about his ideas for a movie..

    "It'll be like the Big Lebowski meets Fright Night!"

    .... or even better....

    "It'll be like Scary Movie 3 meets Jean-Luc Godard!"

    "or maybe like ..uh..."

    "Happy Feet meets the Silence of the Lambs"

    The big-time agent, still wearing the hockey mask, sits there and makes a few groaning sounds...then reaches for his iPhone and starts texting somebody....

    Jason looks down and sees the text... it says;

    "The Fourth Invaders from Mars have finally captured me, please send help!"

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