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The stoned fat-now-skinny guy looked at the now stoned Jason and started asking him a series of carefully worded questions....
fat-now-skinny-guy:Do you use soap?
Jason: uh... hey, I don't stink, what are you tryin' to say?fat-now-skinny-guy: Hey, I'm just asking... no worries...
Jason: okaaay.... uh...fat-now-skinny-guy: Do you take any vitamins or drink any energy drinks?
Jason: well, maybe sometimes, if they're lying around the house....fat-now-skinny-guy: Have you ever heard of Quixtar?
Jason: Isn't that the name that Netflix just gave their DVD by mail service they had to spin off for some random bullshit copyright reason?fat-now-skinny-guy:Do you want to lose Weight like i did and make lots of money very fast?
Jason:uh... I'm not in need of losing weight... but I sure cound use some money...fat-now-skinny-guy: Well, have I got an offer for you.... Quickstar is not to be confused with a DVD company, it's got a long history, under a different name, but I'll get to that later... and...
the fat-now-skinny guy's voice changed an octave lower and he delivered what seemed like a canned sales pitch to Jason, about how he should sign up for a meeting and start signing up other people for a meeting and go to lots of meetings and make sure he has space in his new place for a lot of boxes of things that will come in the mail....
and Jason became an MLM guy just like that.... the Multi Level Marketing meetings were an odd addiction for him, he met the most interesting people there... and he couldn't stop going to these meetings...