Which would you choose?
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- GeorgesII0
(in the voice of Dr Orpheus)
ahahahah foooools,
there's no such thing as a free power,
there's always a price to pay.-
1. A pot that can produce 1,000 kilograms of any food a day.
- while vanishing the same amount of food from somewhere in the world.2. A bracelet that keeps weather perfect wherever you go and within a 250 kilometre radius.
- but exit the 250km radius and you will be met by tornadoes and hails storms3. A necklace that allows you to touch books and instantly absorb knowledge from them, without reading.
- permanently erasing this knowledge from the collective unconscious4. An unlimited bottle of perfume that will make you wildly attractive to the opposite sex (or same sex if you’re gay), which cannot be used on anyone you love.
- you will be constantly followed by a murder of crows, except when you are in the presence of the person you love. in her/his company, it will start raining cow manure.5. A watch that allows you to reverse time by a minute or less per day.
- making you 30 min younger every time you use it.6. A bell that when rang fixes any one object at a time, excluding living things, within a minute.
7. A chocolate bar, with twelve pieces, that makes anyone who eats a single piece invincible and youthful until the age of 160.
8. A no fuel required, maintenance free, eight person van that can take you anywhere on the planet within one second.
- but you have to travel through hell, literally.9. A remote control that allows you and another person to change, superficially, into anyone you want; the effect lasts until you decide to revert.
- erased warning on the back:
do NOT use near a newborn.10. An immortal dog that poops out one gold coin every time it goes to the bathroom.
- he also has to be kept on a strict fetus diet.