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Last post: 3 years, 8 months ago | Thread started: Jan 28, 11, 3:13 p.m.

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  • scarabin

    and why? if you could have one</> of the following ten magical items:

    1. A pot that can produce 1,000 kilograms of any food a day.

    2. A bracelet that keeps weather perfect wherever you go and within a 250 kilometre radius.

    3. A necklace that allows you to touch books and instantly absorb knowledge from them, without reading.

    4. An unlimited bottle of perfume that will make you wildly attractive to the opposite sex (or same sex if you’re gay), which cannot be used on anyone you love.

    5. A watch that allows you to reverse time by a minute or less per day.

    6. A bell that when rang fixes any one object at a time, excluding living things, within a minute.

    7. A chocolate bar, with twelve pieces, that makes anyone who eats a single piece invincible and youthful until the age of 160.

    8. A no fuel required, maintenance free, eight person van that can take you anywhere on the planet within one second.

    9. A remote control that allows you and another person to change, superficially, into anyone you want; the effect lasts until you decide to revert.

    10. An immortal dog that poops out one gold coin every time it goes to the bathroom.

    Jan 28, 11, 3:13 p.m. – Permalink
  • scarabin

    11. a keyboard that will automatically close your html tags

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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:14 p.m. – Permalink
  • autoflavour

    11. a list that was shorter?

    • 10 is too many?scarabin1/2
      too many choices.. i want 11 to be all of the aboveautoflavour2/2
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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:14 p.m. – Permalink
  • kalkal

    Tough call indeed...

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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:15 p.m. – Permalink
  • horton

    can't... read... bold text

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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:15 p.m. – Permalink
  • kalkal

    I can't pick one. I just can't.

    My top picks are 3, 4 and 9.

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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:16 p.m. – Permalink
  • DRIFTMONKEY

    8. A no fuel required, maintenance free, eight person van that can take you anywhere on the planet within one second.

    • pop on over to paris for lunchscarabin
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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:16 p.m. – Permalink
  • bigtrick

    9 seems the most powerful, though 8 and 5 are pretty good too.

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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:16 p.m. – Permalink
  • nb

    How do you make <strong>bold?</strong>

    • works only in the first postkalkal
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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:16 p.m. – Permalink
  • kalkal

    Define perfect weather? If I don't move for too long, won't I cause a draught or something?

    • sunny, 72 degrees fahrenheitscarabin1/4
      boring in the long rundrgs2/4
      22.2C is too hot imo. I'm warm all the time to begin with. I'm happy at about 15-18Ckalkal3/4
      just move to San DiegoDRIFTMONKEY4/4
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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:17 p.m. – Permalink
  • Sep

    5.
    No doubt about it.

    • odd, I figured that was the most useless one.dopepope
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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:18 p.m. – Permalink
  • scarabin

    i think i'd go for 3. imagine taking a walk through a library and just sliding a finger over all the books... you'd walk out a genius.

    or 7. make your friends and family invincible

    • eek, one too many and you may forget how to walk.kingsteven
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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:18 p.m. – Permalink
  • prophetone

    #5 - can you imagine the fun that can be had with that?

    • a minute's not much!scarabin1/7
      it's enough though to pull stunts and have it reversed...prophetone2/7
      yeah but none of the effects would last, really. it'd be gone once you used the thingy.bigtrick3/7
      yeah but that's the point, useless but fun is the only purpose and maybe second chances...prophetone4/7
      it's like cmd-z IRLscarabin5/7
      exactly... whoops, i firebombed your car !?! oh man that sucks dude! (*back to normal)prophetone6/7
      it would come in handy in Vegas tho.dopepope7/7
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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:18 p.m. – Permalink
  • kalkal

    Where'd you come up with this shit anyway?

    • someone asked me, was curious what you guys would pickscarabin1/2
      Was it a writer for "The Lost Room"?kalkal2/2
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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:18 p.m. – Permalink
  • kalkal

    I guess you could replay the same minute over and over again until you have the desired outcome.

    Imagine how many angles you could come from, to try and get a raise.

    • you can only do it once a day though.bigtrick1/3
      Oh, that's shit then. glad I didn't pick it.kalkal2/3
      I can't wait to get mine in the post!kalkal3/3
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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:20 p.m. – Permalink
  • bigtrick

    #9 is a genuine superpower. i guess #7 and #8 are too. the rest are more like, hey, neat.

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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:24 p.m. – Permalink
  • Douglas

    tldr. 3 options max.

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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:25 p.m. – Permalink
  • CanHasQBN

    i'd pick all of them

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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:26 p.m. – Permalink
  • rosem

    3

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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:27 p.m. – Permalink
  • kalkal

    Do the books have to be in your native spoken language?...

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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:28 p.m. – Permalink
  • discoduro

    3

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    Dog-earJan 28, 11, 3:32 p.m. – Permalink

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