Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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Three men are drinking in the bar at the top of the Emirates Park Hotel. The first one says, 'did you know that the thermal updraft outside is strong enough to keep you in the air for hours'?
That's bullshit says the second bloke, prove it. So the first bloke leaps out of an open window, circles the building and flies straight back in through the same window.
Wow, says the second bloke. I've got to try that. So he puts his drink down, runs up to the window and leaps out and plummets all 77 floors to his death.
Third man turns to the first, 'Superman, you're a right cunt when you're drunk'.