It's like I don't know what a baby is...
It's like I don't know what a baby is...
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Nobody ever tells you what you CAN do once you've got a kid.
- delight in all the shit they figure out, and how they ape you when you say 'shit'Greedo
- ah greedo, endless hours of fun!shitehawke
- talk to all the milfs at the playground about diaper rashGreedo
- how all women everywhere suddenly smile at you when you are with the kidGreedo
- develop intricate scenarios with lego figures for the kid to play outGreedo
- like this love triangle i got going between marcy, jeffrey and roger...Greedo
- which usually takes place in a boat in the tub, and roger usually ends up in the drinkGreedo
- and then there's bert, who's garbage truck always breaks down and he needs to buy gum and spark plugsGreedo
- pre-made excuses to get out of any situation. "Oh i can't go i don't have a sitter."dropdown
- but he only has 50 cents, so he needs to work at the store to pay for it, picking applesGreedo
- "sorry, i can't help you move, gotta watch the kid this weekend"Greedo
- you get to memorize all of the kids booksGreedo
- hahaha, you sound like a great dad :)gramme