Joke of the Day

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  A guy has forgot his wedding anniversary 3 years in a row and is determined not to fuck up again. He decides to make his Wife a fancy French meal with escargot. On the way home from work he buys all the stuff for the meal then stops in the pub for a pint. Two hours later and drunk he realizes the time and quickly heads home on foot. As he runs the path leading up to his door he trips and spills the snails on the path. His Wife yanks open the door red faced and angry. The man quickly bends over waving his arms and says "Come on for fuck sake hurry up you lot".

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  • I wanted to laugh, but I couldn't figure out which part was funny. It started good though.dMullins
  • it works better as a visual joke methinksMal

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